mancold

An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.

Have you seen Uzz lately? No, I haven't, he's had a mancold for weeks.

by moniquedeco July 27, 2010

ManCold

A particularly virulent strain of rhinovirus that incapacitated men and deuces them to whimpering trolls. It is 100% survivable for men. There are no survivability statistics for women due to the fact that any female that contracts the ManCold dies within hours.

I had a ManCold last week and I couldn’t get our bed for three days. My old lady caught it, we’re burying her tomorrow.

by 'da hammer January 29, 2020

Mancold

Something a wife could never understand

“Honeybear, I cannot press my lips to yours because if I catch the mancold I will be useless to you.”Josh did indeed love Aubrey the most so had to practice this during her Covid duration.

by lovelifelivelife August 14, 2022

man cold

The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.

'Either i have meningitus, end stage brain cancer, or a man cold'

by j11119999 January 26, 2006

man cold

Only men get man colds. They are the worst colds you can get. They are near-fatal. Your man will not be able to lift a finger for two weeks, if you are lucky.

"Hey S, wanna come bowling?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"

by SaraJW September 11, 2005

mansolder

another name for sperm. someone i know invented it when we were taking an electricity class in school. i dont know why. its just funny.

omg i got mansolder all over my face.

by cia_mrx March 15, 2007

mancologist

Medical doctor for males, with a dual purpose of being a medical and psychological professional, who would look at your genitals, tell you what's wrong with them and sympathize with your story of how they got that way! Sort of a mix between a male gynecologist, medical doctor, psychologist and man friend!

Bill was referred to his mancologist after having sexual relations with several women.

by fozzie2 November 17, 2009