An affliction, usually caught by boyfriends or husbands, exhibiting cold-like symptoms, but no one has ever been as sick or tired as one who catches the mancold.
by moniquedeco July 27, 2010
A particularly virulent strain of rhinovirus that incapacitated men and deuces them to whimpering trolls. It is 100% survivable for men. There are no survivability statistics for women due to the fact that any female that contracts the ManCold dies within hours.
I had a ManCold last week and I couldn’t get our bed for three days. My old lady caught it, we’re burying her tomorrow.
by 'da hammer January 29, 2020
“Honeybear, I cannot press my lips to yours because if I catch the mancold I will be useless to you.”Josh did indeed love Aubrey the most so had to practice this during her Covid duration.
by lovelifelivelife August 14, 2022