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a blonde girl that looks a dude and is very fat
oh my god you look like a mandurf, u should see a doctor
mandurf by addison mcalangelo September 26, 2009
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mandurah baptist college 

A school where stuck up hoes go when the rest of Mandurah wishes to bash them up.

A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.

Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout

1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout

3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.
Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area

Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!

Mandurah Handshake 

A common practice in Mandurah, Western Australia, in which you punch someone in the back of the skull as hard as you can, often putting them in hospital.
1. "Oi bro, you shoulda seen me give this random bloke the Mandurah Handshake last night at toucan."

2. "I've gotta go to court today over that Mandurah Handshake incident last weekend, I hope my Centrelink benefits don't get cut off"

Mandruff 

The leftover dried-up semen left on a man's nut sac hair usually found hours later. Can also be found on the legs, facial hair, and in some rare cases, the hair on a female's head (extremely rare for married couples).
Gary knew he totally knocked the bottom out of it, but later was in severe pain removing the enormous amount of mandruff from his nut sac.
Mandruff by Tomkat15 April 22, 2014

mandruff 

tiny bits of tissue that remain on an a man's facial stubble after blowing his nose.
James' mandruff, after he returned from the mirrorless bathroom, caused a minor a distraction at the dinner table.
mandruff by Richard Masuko July 30, 2008

mandurah 

The arse of Australia, one of the sister towns to:

-Rockingham
-Kwinana
-Coondanup
-Pinjarrah

The only places on earth where you can walk around in thongs and a flanno' shirt and feel you fit in.
"Where should we invest property?"

"Not Mandurah!!"

"What's that shithole town again?"

"Mandurah mate, Mandurah!"
mandurah by Bazza Smith July 24, 2005

mandurah 

The latest Australian Census has named Mandurah as the fastest growing city in all of Australia.

Mandurah is an idyllic waterside paradise. It is a place of beauty where tanned girls roam the beaches and streets scantily clad and carefree.

Mandurah is nirvana.
I'm heading down to Mandurah for the weekend...an hour on the bus and you're in paradise- beaches, babes, bikinis, fishing and surfing.

What more can a man ask for?
mandurah by simcof April 17, 2006
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