mandjitus

When you suck to much man dick and get a disease in you throat

Oh girl i had it hard last night and now i think i have mandjitus

by Pigger top October 11, 2019

Maditus

A condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest shit on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.

Mad Guy: Then I like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus

by DJFM April 21, 2011