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A condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest shit on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.
Mad Guy: Then I like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus
Maditus by DJFM April 21, 2011
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Madicus Long 

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.
Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
Madicus Long by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus 

HEY!
Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

maditude 

When someone's bad attitude radiates off of them, putting everyone else in the same maditude.
Mom's home from the store, with a fresh new maditude. She's beng a bitch.
maditude by The Green Giraffe October 21, 2008

Maditude 

When your mad and have an attitude
When she came into work she had a bad maditude
Maditude by Aserver May 8, 2019

Maditude 

When you’re being mean for no reason and you lash out at others for no reasons.
You’re being an nasty bitch for no reason. Reel in you maditude.
Maditude by Dafuck Midtown July 17, 2021

Falicka'malitus 

Falicka'malitus is a disease that strikes gullible people, the symptoms are believing anything they are told with an open mouth and wide eyes. Sometimes, it strikes any moment .
The twin towers were hit by Hani honjour in a jumbo jet, when his flight instructor, said he couldn't fly a small plane. And many people were hit with falicka'malitus after this was broadcasted in the Sunshine news. .
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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