Maditus

A condition in which the sufferer is under the constant impression that they are the toughest shit on the block and should be recognised by all for this achievement.

Mad Guy: Then I like benched 100 kilograms to finish my 20 hour gym sesh.
Guy whispers to friend: Why is he telling us this?
Friend: He's got maditus

by DJFM April 21, 2011

Madicus Long

An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.

Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.

by Linda's Boyfriend December 24, 2008

Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

Yes.

HEY!
Magitus said yeetus the fetus and commit self deletus

by AverageFnafEnjoyer May 5, 2022

maditude

When someone's bad attitude radiates off of them, putting everyone else in the same maditude.

Mom's home from the store, with a fresh new maditude. She's beng a bitch.

by The Green Giraffe October 21, 2008

Maditude

When your mad and have an attitude

When she came into work she had a bad maditude

by Aserver May 8, 2019

Maditude

When you’re being mean for no reason and you lash out at others for no reasons.

You’re being an nasty bitch for no reason. Reel in you maditude.

by Dafuck Midtown July 17, 2021

Falicka'malitus

Falicka'malitus is a disease that strikes gullible people, the symptoms are believing anything they are told with an open mouth and wide eyes. Sometimes, it strikes any moment .

The twin towers were hit by Hani honjour in a jumbo jet, when his flight instructor, said he couldn't fly a small plane. And many people were hit with falicka'malitus after this was broadcasted in the Sunshine news. .

by Ocelothood209 May 12, 2023