Mandicapped 

When you become too intoxicated to the point where you can’t feel your legs.

Last night I went out with the girls and got Mandicapped before Midnight.

Mandicapped by JHerny13 April 22, 2019

Mandicapped 

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.

Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.

Mandicapped by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

Mandicapped 

When that dick is so good it handicaps you.

Damn I need a wheelchair I got Mandicapped last night.

Mandicapped by Mandicapped1995 May 31, 2018

Mandicapped 

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.

Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen

Mandicapped by the epster July 8, 2010

mandicapped 

When a man refuses to do something because it is too feminine for him.

A: My husband never does the laundry, but he's fine with mowing the lawn.
B: Yeah, when it comes to housework, he's so mandicapped.

mandicapped by alexaalovey32 June 3, 2013

vandicapped

the state of stupidity that envelopes most people when they slide behind the wheel of a mini-van.

i hate being stuck on a one lane road behind some vandicapped fool who isn't aware he has a gas pedal!

vandicapped by kristekitty May 25, 2010

Sandicapped 

The act or situation of dumping your girlfriend to only want her back weeks later, but only to realize she has moved on to another man. Causing a feeling of depression and humiliation as you beg for her to come back.

Derek felt sandicapped as he begged for his ex-girlfriend to come back into his life.

Sandicapped by Gville11 March 16, 2011