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Mancellation
Jane was made at Mark because of his last-minute mancellation to go out to the bars with his friends, instead of going through with their plans of seeing a movie.
Mancellation by Connor Mantis October 30, 2010
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Mancabulary
The whole movement of defining terms relevant to men, usually done by adding man as a replacement for a syllable. For example, Manfernoon, Mandate, and Mandicap.
"We must improve our mancabulary so we cater to the man's right movement for a more man friendly world"
Mancabulary by Mr. Recard April 13, 2009
mahalala
the name given to a special breed of human which originates in Pakistan. Often used in place of "Humza," it is a very rare substitution, used on the most extreme occasion. It is the source of all evil in pokemon and is the world's leading cause for erectile disfunction. Be careful.
RUN AWAY FROM THAT MAHALALA
mahalala by urdupakistan1524 September 28, 2012
Manalapan High School
A school full of pussies who can't fight 1 on 1. Every fight consists of two people who actually have a reason to fight and their friends who must fight with them to make up for the lack of skill between those two. A school full of drug heads and wanna-be drug heads, both are one chromosome away from down syndrome. And like any other school, we have sluts and whores who get banged like a salvation army drum.
Where can I go to witness the worst fighting ever, buy some pot, and bring a hooker home for the night?
Manalapan High School
Manalapan High School
Manalapan High School by I am better than you March 27, 2005
Manalapan
I came here to write an updated definition for this town since all of them were written almost a decade ago, but I can't say that much has changed. The bottom line is that this town is home to a bunch of entitled assholes that think they're the shit because they're parents are rich af.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
The boys try to act all ghetto and tough when in reality they're all pussys. When the girls of Manalapan aren't busy over obsessing with these boys, they are bitching about each other if secretly crying at home because in reality they're all lonely and depressed af.
Everyone is unhappy with their lives, so they aimlessly fight for popularity, hundreds of likes on their Instagram, or a shitty relationship that will only get them attention and lasts for about two months (including the messy, dramatic breakup, of course).
If your an 8th grader looking at high schools, I encourage you to get out of this town ASAP! You will NOT regret it.
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: HMU if you wanna come to my party! Lots of Juul and places to hook up!
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
- 1 hour later -
Manalapan Girl on snapchat: Sorry about the party guys! Even tho it got shut down in less then five minutes because my mom saw a dick, at least we got some cute pics for the gram! Lmaooo
Manalapan by Hell nawww August 19, 2019
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