Macaualay 

A guy who is a bit of a dick but can care when he needs to. He tends to be quite cut off if he doesn't know you but once you get to know him he's quite mellow and sweet. And if your close to him he will take care of you. But be careful if you get into a relationship with a macaualay because he has a massive dick which he punishes his one and only love with and a macaualay is taken by the most beautiful girl in the world.. so there's 0% chance of getting with him because he's going to be forever taken.

He's definitely arsey, like macaualay.

Macaualay by Djdjrdiejdjddj September 26, 2021

macaualay 

Has a big dick 🍆

That guy has a Macaualay dick

macaualay by Smelly guy September 26, 2021

macaualay 

He Is a very good looking and hot lad. He can make anyone smile no matter how bad they are feeling and always knows what’s best.. he brightens up any room he walks in and if you have a Macaualay as a boyfriend you should be very appreciative because no one will ever find anyone like him. He gives off small dick vibes but it’s actually a very good size and he has a very nice body too which is just a bonus alongside of his amazing personality. If you find a macaualay you should never let him go because he will be the best thing too walk into your life and the most painful too leave.

..I wish my boyfriend was a Macaualay

Yeah well guess what he’s mines

macaualay by Smelly guy September 26, 2021

Pirate Macauley 

Pirate Macauley is a vicious pirate who roams the severn seas. He is the most fearsome pirate in all the land and is incredibly terrible. He plunders and pillages many peoples land. As soon as you see him you should get away as soon as possible.

"Pirate Macauley pillaged my village!" "Really? You were lucky to survive!"

Pirate Macauley by Evil Pipe March 1, 2013

Pirate Macauley 

The pirate Macauley sex postion. It's a bit like doggy style but where their leg is rotated 90 degrees up into the air and the male, or giver is wearing a pirate hat.

"My boyfriend and I did the Pirate Macauley last night!" "I guess you could say he boarded your vessel!"

"Wow he looks experienced. I bet he's done the Pirate Macauley lots of times!"

Pirate Macauley by Thorclealmighty March 6, 2013

macacalypse 

When a candidate for political office destroys his campaign by using an obscure racial slur on camera.

His macacalypse left a smoking crater where Elmer's campaign once stood.

macacalypse by DrMoop November 16, 2006

Macauley Culkin 

The wrong way to spell Macaulay Culkin's name.

you must emphasize on the 'a'.

Macauley Culkin by orgasm addict July 6, 2005