manJetta

A Jetta driven a suspected homosexual male, one step above a mangina. Can also be used for a man driving a Golf or VW Bug but will always be referred to as a manJetta.

"Dude, did you see John's manJetta."
"Yeah, I think he might be gay."

by Mike Honscience February 8, 2009

Mandetta

A prolonged series of hostile, passive aggressive acts directed at random, unsuspecting men by a woman who is still mad over her last breakup.

Courtney: "I heard that Mary threw a drink on Todd last night when he asked her to go home with him."
Donna: "Omg, why??? Todd's a hottie!"
Courtney: "She has a mean mandetta after that whole drama with Chad & the stripper."

by Nora Wrana May 30, 2008

Manetta

Italian version of Mary, Mother of Christ

The Virgin Mary in Italian is Manetta, or so i Hear.

by sevendigits June 4, 2009

manettaphor

A metaphor of unusual clarity and sophistication, generally arising from the mind of an idiot savant Greek restauranteur. Can also originate when pharmacy degrees go unfinished. The robustness of the manettaphor is inversely proportional to its political correctness,

Guy 1: I need a drink bad. I am dry as a nun's nasty.

Guy 2: Duuuuuuuuude, quit with the manettaphors already.

by thomas muster June 7, 2010

Manjesta

Two men Joust each other with no clothes on. Winner is the Dominant Man in the love acting.

I will Manjesta you for it!!

by dumpster fire 49 September 3, 2022