man-baby
man-baby by intangibleassets January 12, 2017
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Man-baby
A guy who tries so desperately hard to be a "man," that he ends up internalizing all of his "unmanly" emotions. The end result is a flailing shitshow the second he realizes he's actually a vulnerable human being.
My man-baby of an ex called me for emotional support at 3 am last night after our break up, even though he broke up with me.
Man-baby by Whimsyandwine March 30, 2010
man baby
A man that is 25 years of age and older still living under there mothers roof and or a man that is that age were he should no longer be playing video games that allow them to compete for nothing but video game awards.
If John doesnt stop working at game stop for a discount and at least become a manager he will stay a man baby.
man baby by Fonzerilli May 12, 2008
Man Baby
Any man whose beer belly prudes out over his waistline causing a look of pregnancy. Side effects include low testosterone levels (man PMS), lactating man boobs, and sempiturnal diarrhea of the mouth.
DAMN, Jimmy's caring a man baby! Yeah I heard he's due next week. Well at least it matches his man boobs.
Man Baby by Nate Blaze August 22, 2008
man baby
A full grown man who looks like a baby, and acts like a some type of awkward child. This usually includes being short, having an excess of fat, and protruding lips and/or brow. Usually to be classified as a "man baby", this person is encountered in a comic shop, an online video game, or as a dysfunctional co-worker that the manager keeps around either out of pity or relation.
I was in line at Best Buy for halo 3, and this totally sweaty man baby was ahead of me buying several weeks worth of anime porn.
man baby by Arithmetics October 28, 2007
Man Baby
A man baby can be described as a rather tall warehouse manager that gets particularly sad and/or angry when he does not get his way. Although he is tall and strong he does not want to be exploited for his manly qualities; he will not help his lovely coworkers by lifting boxes, carrying soda/water, or bringing them tables. If you see this man baby in the wild, beware of his shirtless side kick, the elusive finance manager. Don't let him fool you with his charming cackle; he has been known to cause spontaneous nose bleeds as well as convert an entire office full of well-meaning people to cussing bandits. The finance manager will always say "I told you so!"
Man Baby by Lovely co-worker February 17, 2009
Man Baby
A Man Baby is a fat little child, they mostly live with their parent's in the basement... the last letter of their name usually ends with two T's they also cry a lot.