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The Spaghetti Man 

A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it.
"The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"
The Spaghetti Man by Kadaken January 7, 2005

Spaghetti Man 

1.) A man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the Northern coast of South America.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.
Francesca: Mama Mia!! Look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!
Spaghetti Man by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN 

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS MORE POWERFUL THEN 900000000.9999
NYAN CATS ON FULL VOLUME

AND THE PASTAFARIAN GOD COMBINED!!!!
DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS ALSO REALLY INTO CHEESE AND EATING CATS

HE ALSO SNIFFS UR HAIR EVERY TIME U EAT A POTATO

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN 

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS MORE POWERFUL THEN 999999999999.99999 NYAN CATS ON FULL VOLUME

AND THE PASTAFARIAN GOD COMBINED!!!!!
DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN ALSO REALLY LIKE CHEESE, EATING CATS AND EVERYTIME U EAT A POTATO HE SNIFFS UR HAIR

#DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN IS BEST GOD

Spaghetti Man 

Someone who is tall and thin
Gareth Jones is a spaghetti man!
Spaghetti Man by partyboy123 March 5, 2008

Sir Spaghettio Man 

Sir Spaghettio Man (the first of his name) is the twin brother of Voldy the Baldy. He has two noeses due to him stealing Valdy’s in the womb. He has a rather strange obsession with toeses.
Wyatt: Who is this Sir Spaghettio Man?
Lilly: Voldy the Baldy’s twin brother, of course!
Sir Spaghettio Man by Dybuai July 6, 2024
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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