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man sausage

A gentleman's reproductive trouser apparatus; see 'custard cannon'.
Her flange was so loose she barely felt his man sausage.
man sausage by StreetSpirit October 19, 2005
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man sausage

the gay mans term for a wiener
Like OMG I touched his man sausage last night. lemme tell you...it was HUGGGEEE

Spicy Italian Man Sausage 

A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"
Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!

sausage man 

A man that has a penis that can reach up to his neck.
Girl1: was he good?

Girl2: yeah he was a sausage man.
sausage man by Hg200547 January 19, 2018

Sausage Man 

It’s when you have sex with a girl raw !
A.K.A Sausage Man.

-Creator Rich Music Cartel
I just went sausage man In yo bitch !

Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.
DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.
Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Mansausage 

What I want to stick in Dan Grant's mom.
Yo, have you seen Grant's mom lately? I'd totally stick her with my mansausage.
Mansausage by Michael Otto December 10, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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