man on a mission

A situation when a young gentleman or teenager is in search to ask out a specific girl in mind out on date, a special event, etc. Asking out the girl requires planning, thought, timing, and above all: balls. This in its entirety is the mission. For the males, it is a risk asking out that girl because experiencing a rejection can be a very humbling experience for the male ("Dammit" by Blink182 describes this). However, if the girl says no, the mission is not over or failed - the mission can only be accomplished that is when the first girl says yes.

Dude 1: "Hey! Did you here he's gonna ask her to prom today!?"

Dude2: " Yeah, he's a man on a mission. As a bro, I wished him luck."

Bro 1: "Oh snap! Did he just get rejected?" Bro 2: "No... he's a on a mission, and it has just begun.

man on a mission by ManOn-a-Mission March 1, 2013

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Man on a mission

An indian man (because of the red dots on their heads.). Can often be found in groups, known as a 'SWAT Team'. If it is an area where you are surrounded by men/women on missions, you have found yourself in 'Mission HQ'. If they're in a hurry, they are on an 'epic mission'. If they look angry, they're on a 'vengeance mission.' If you find one working at 7-11, they're 'working undercover'.

Guy 1: Shit, check out that man on a mission... looking like an epic mission. Damn he looks mad... At least he's gone though...

Guy 2: I wouldn't be so sure man, look *points around*. SWAT Team over there, man on epic mission there, man on a vengeance mission...

Guy 1: FUCK D: We're surrounded! Run for that 7-11!

Guy 2: NO MAN! They're undercover in there, you know better than that!

Guy 1: RUN FOR IT MAN!

Man on a mission by The Reverend Tholomew Plague January 3, 2010

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Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission

A controversial statement made by President Donald Trump in response to North Korea's recent nuclear missile launches which may be a potential threat towards the United States...

Trump: The Rocket Man is on a suicide mission.
Me: Hmm...catchy but debatable statement...

Rocket Man Is On A Suicide Mission by SnellyBob JoeSpends September 23, 2017

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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