man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.

Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!

man ham by AfraidOfTheHams March 4, 2013

man ham

a big or giant size penis

gay guy 1:man dude ur man ham is to big to fit im my anus
gay guy 2:shit is is a real live man ham isnt it

man ham by crystal December 28, 2004

man-ham

a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.

guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored

man-ham by tiffany February 18, 2005

The Ham Man

A man who "goes and gets this bread" and returns with all of the ham instead.

Jake: Lets go get this bread!
Also Jake: *Returns with all the hams"
Jimmy: You are The Ham Man

The Ham Man by cReAM sOdA FaYGo September 11, 2018

The Ham Man

Champion of Planet Hammonia

The Ham Man: "I am The Ham Man"

The Ham Man by The Ham Man (real) January 10, 2026

ham-sandwich man 

A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.

I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.

ham-sandwich man by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. by JewishCock August 21, 2021