tiffany's definitions

take a number

useful when someone is complianing about a phenomenon almost every other human in the world has to endure.

A: Ah, man, I hate work!
B: Dude, take a number.

by tiffany October 15, 2004

hawsome

A mix between hot and awesome

John is so hawsome and really really cool

by Tiffany April 12, 2005

vagacid

when the pH of a girls vagina is above four, causing a burning sensation when doing it.

Tiffany has a bad case of the vagacid-

by tiffany October 15, 2003

shut down

To get rejected, declined, especially when your hopes are up.

I asked out this guy but he shut me down. Fuck him.

by Tiffany January 5, 2004

ike

Friend, hommie, dog

What's crakin Ike?

by Tiffany November 9, 2003

stripper monkey

A species of monkey prone to shedding its clothing; often associated with romantic holidays.

They all bought and exchanged little stripper monkeys for Valentine's Day.

by Tiffany December 4, 2002

hot pants

to lust after; to want badly; this does not necessarily fade after you've had the person. It normally gets worse. The pants get hotter.

Jessica has hot pants for Jim so bad that she went out and bought new lingerie.

by Tiffany July 14, 2003