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Your Grandpa a man bra 

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%
May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*
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Grandpa (slav man)

Grandpa (slav man) is just a guy named Job that has his own claims in the Strider PF Discord server. He sometimes acts like one but mostly gets out of the server roleplay to talk about anything.
Grandpa (slav man) is just an average Strider Enjoyer.
Grandpa (slav man) by jobtheword February 10, 2022

MAGrAndma 

Cute old lady whose profile pics are a combination of her unkempt, small dog(s) with tongue hanging out, adorable grandkids, a dreary floral arrangement, or Trump being given a shiatsu massage by Jesus. Known for comments on FB like “God hates those trans-binary people!”, “Let’s go Brandon!” and “the South will rise again!” usually with lots of misspelling.
Awww - that MAGrAndma learned the word “woke”.
MAGrAndma by nsenada September 2, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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