man diary

Noun. A man diary is the same thing as a journal or a diary. It is used to add masculinity to such phrases as, "I write tender stories of my day in my man diary." This also applies to blogs, ie. livejournal, blurty, xanga.

"Yo dude, let me look at your man diary, give me the link."

man diary by The Legendary Ironwood March 21, 2005

Diary of a bad man 

These are four words used on YouTube video titles and comments that can instantly ignite a flame war.

Person 1: Diary of a bad man
Religious person: OMFG bad sinful shit evil hell burn rararara
Non-hater: I fukin luv u !!!<3<3<3

Diary of a bad man by Zurgi October 1, 2012

Man Dairy 

Man Dairy = another form for the word semen, cum, or jizz. (a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands)

She seemed like a small town farm girl... so I gave her my Man Dairy

Man Dairy by TheStein1016 September 11, 2009

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man by CountDisco October 22, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008