According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.
by Devbrook December 09, 2023
The Chinese National Basketball Association, where elite players like LeBron Jiang dazzle the masses with his CCP-approved Mao ZeDunking skills. Catch it at your nearest Growth & Excellence Center!
The ChiNBA game between the Shanghai Suns and the Luoyang Lakers was a 101-75 blow out until the half-time redistribution of points tied it up again.
by Devbrook April 24, 2023
by Devbrook June 29, 2019
the loss of memory in a supreme, omnipotent, and omniscient entity that manifests as forgetting events such as when they created the universe and the tiny creatures serving as their entertainment.
Zeus chugged a flask of wine that, unbeknownst to him, had been spiked by Hermes with 100 proof ambrosia. Finding himself greatly inebriated and unshackled from all responsibilities, he slung an endless blitz of lightning bolts upon the mortal plane, causing great destruction and hardship for the few survivors. Immensely pleased with himself, he stumbled and fell unconscious, waking up with a severe case of omnescia. Confused by his existence and the endless pleas for mercy and help from the stick figures below, he created a golden dragon and charted a course towards a far away galaxy.
by Devbrook July 27, 2022
Holter tested the blen-phettio with an exquisite maneuvering thrust. He daintly dabbed at his soiled cheek, feeling quite phettio.
by Devbrook July 27, 2022
A famous retort by Immanuel Kant after being heckled during the biannual White Guy Standup Comedy Tour by a group of gender fluidians.
Privileged am I? Well then, cis my ass.
by Devbrook January 26, 2020
by Devbrook June 29, 2019