mayfusing

a combination of the words "maybe" and confusing," mayfusing describes a state of utter confusion after hearing a word that one is not familiar with.

JENNA: Can I borrow a black cardigan?
RUDY: Mayhaps.
JENNA: Say what?
RUDY: Maybe + perhaps = mayhaps.
JENNA: You need to stop with this mayhaps business.
RUDY: May why?
JENNA: It's mayfusing.

by Rudy Houssian November 4, 2008

Marcusing

When you say the stupidest fucking thing possible to elicit a response

Are you asking that as a serious question or are you just Marcusing now?

by MeganFink November 15, 2018

Billy Maysing

The process of overdosing on the spokesperson of Oxiclean, Billy Mays.

Dude, I was so Billy Maysing last night, it was awesome!

Yo, I haven't gotten so Billy Maysed in such a long time.

by BigJim2232 February 19, 2008

marcusing

The act of showing up randomly when someone least expects it. Also, the act of trying to take things that don't belong to you.

He came up in our room and was straight up marcusing those cookies.

by Hot Comb Committee October 15, 2009

mayuring

Messing around on Facebook while at work, but giving the appearance of being busy.

The research assistant claimed to have much to do, but he was really just mayuring.

by Mad Dawgg May 25, 2011

Markusing

Taking another person's kill on a video game.

Hey, stop markusing other people's kills.

by Taco the ninja January 19, 2009

Magnusing

v. To insist on poking around stuff to do with the Magnus Institute, despite Alice's continued efforts to stop you getting yourself killed.

I was worrying for a moment you were Magnusing.

by airyal245 August 15, 2024