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malex bluban 

Two pda offenders that hold hands in the hallway and have no life.
Hey that person is a malex bluban

Wow I hate those type of people
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malex bluban 

Two people Dating that offend school rules all the time ( specifically PDA rules) They talk ALL THE TIME
That persons really a malex bluban

I guess they’re getting another write up today *sigh*
A girl who is very passionate about school. She is a very kind-hearted girl but when you push her buttons she becomes a new person and not a good person at that. She is also a very pretty and down-to-earth person.
You need to watch you attitude before I go Malexus on you!
Malexus by Isaac Alvarez March 14, 2011
umbrella term for cheap products manufatured in third world countries. combination of mexico and malaysia.
a- Hey where was that t-shirt maid?
b- I dont know? probably from malexico.
malexico by dunkfunk October 22, 2006
think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
She is the most beautiful girl, she can make u laugh and smile ....she is the best friend u can ever have ....I got to tell u tho she is a freaky girl ...and most got a big ass.
Damm that must be a Malexy
malexy by Zacery May 10, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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