A girl who is very passionate about school. She is a very kind-hearted girl but when you push her buttons she becomes a new person and not a good person at that. She is also a very pretty and down-to-earth person.
You need to watch you attitude before I go Malexus on you!
think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
She is the most beautiful girl, she can make u laugh and smile ....she is the bestfriend u can ever have ....I got to tell u tho she is a freaky girl ...and most got a big ass.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.