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think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
by honest abe the dke pledge January 23, 2020
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think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
by honest abe the dke pledge January 23, 2020
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