malecki

A Person who is self conscious but he is a god amoung gods and gives beautifully firm handshakes

This guy is a malecki

by Dankus Memeus420 May 13, 2018

Malecki Gas Pass

It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.

eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...

by Abby Severt October 3, 2006