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malarkey 

An Irish-American slang word meaning "bullshit". Most notably used by U.S. Vice President Joe Biden during the 2012 Vice Presidential debate in response to Rep. Paul Ryan's (R-Wis.) critique of the Obama Administration's response to the attacks in Benghazi, Libya.
Joe Biden: "With all due respect, that's a bunch of malarkey!"
malarkey by sjf206 December 30, 2012

malarkey 

George W. Bush is full of malarkey.
malarkey by PMMalarkey September 29, 2003

Malarkey 

Slang for bullshit. A name of a soldier who served in the 101st.
"Name?"

"Malarkey, Donald G."

"Malarkey? Malarkey's slang for bullshit isn't it?"

"Yes sir!"

"Rust on the butt plate hinge spring Pvt. Bullshit. Revoked."
Malarkey by Bill December 3, 2005

Malarkey 

Person 1: I am sick of the world's malarkey!
Person 2: Me too!
Malarkey by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

malarkey 

Irish-American for bullshit.

Also used by white men to describe things of untasteful nature, such as:

1. monkey-business
2. smoking marijuana
3. trespassing
4. eating all the cookies
5. girls
6. summoning Satan
7. etc...
What kind of malarkey could you be up to at these hours? Summoning the Devil?! Good grief boy!
malarkey by Liam Christ October 3, 2006

Malarkey 

The best campaign slogan catch-word to aid political suicide.
"No more malarkey" ~ Joe Biden
Malarkey by slayczar December 1, 2019
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