Definitions by slayczar

Malarkey 

The best campaign slogan catch-word to aid political suicide.

"No more malarkey" ~ Joe Biden

Malarkey by slayczar December 1, 2019

Javie 

The nickname of Javier, the gay lover of J and V. He is notorious for being shy in the bedroom until his prolapse is tickled silly. Some think this is a joke, but they are all actually in a furiously gay love triangle where the love and passion is distributed unequally - according to V.

Javie is usually the quimby

Javie by slayczar March 26, 2019

screenbling 

The special effects that attempt to make up for a movie's lackluster story line and character development.

Peter Jackson's last greatest movie was King Kong; everything else since has been disappointing. I can appreciate all the special effects and screenbling, but that's not enough to keep my attention.

screenbling by slayczar December 14, 2013

vajihad 

Total and complete destruction of the vagina rendering it useless for all other men

I'm going to go jihad on your vag..or..."vajihad" if you will.

vajihad by slayczar January 20, 2009