making pearls

To have sand in one's vagina. To complain or whine about everything.

Hey, quit making pearls. If we all work together, this will get done a lot faster.

by bubblet July 25, 2008

making pearls

To have sex on the beach

Michael: Shay and I are going to the beach.

Alex:are you going to be making pearls??

Michael: Yeahh ;)

by apexrider January 09, 2011

Making A Pearl

An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.

Travis has been whimpering in his room making a pearl ever since Tom pooped the bed.

by RMC1 October 20, 2010

making a pearl

When someone is in a psychotic rage and they have sand in their vagina.

"What is wrong with you buddy"? "Are you making a pearl or something"?

by WeeTarded November 10, 2007

Make a pearl

Getting sand in your swimming suit and then being unable to get it out for a extended amount of time.

She had so much sand in her bikini bottom that give the right length of time and amount of pressure she was sure to make a pearl.

by MAUNSTER February 26, 2018