make bears

Taking a poop (going number 2).

Lexalynn: Oh man! What died in the bathroom?!
Lanalin: Sorry, I ate a burrito at lunch and had to make bears.

by Lanalin November 15, 2005

making bears

taking a shit

I think I need to go make bears before we go out, honey.

by cameltoe55 September 13, 2003

Making Bears

To shit.

I will be making bears now, watch the giraffe while I enter the warp rocket

by GIVE ME MY PLUNGER BACK November 3, 2019

Making Bears

Another way of saying you're taking a shit.

"Aw man, one second bro. I gotta make bears and release them into the forest real quick."

"Gerald has been in there making bears for hours!"

by Shitasstitsmcgee May 13, 2022

making polar bears

taking a shit on a cold toilet seat

I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.

by Mistakeandahalf November 23, 2020