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Majesticness 

Contrary to popular belief, majesticness IS in fact a word. It is a derivative of the word majestic. When something or someone is majestic, they are full of majesticness. It’s like, a magical substance that makes someone, in fact, magestic.
Bill and Ted, From Bill and Ted’s Excellent Advendture, are so full of majesticness that they were chosen to save the universe.

The yarn emoji is magical, it’s like, full of power and magesticness. 🧶🧶🧶🧶🧶
Majesticness by 🧶🧶🧶 May 20, 2019
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majesticles 

The male version of Vajazzling. When you wrap your balls in tinfoil.
Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.
majesticles by anon April 28, 2010

majesticles 

Testicles that are majestic; an admiarable sack
Whan i saw his majesticles i was like "Damn!"
majesticles by Brittny Lucero May 20, 2008

Majesticest 

A word to describe how ones cock is the most majestic of all.
"Your cock is so majestic."
"The majesticest."
Majesticest by johndope. September 10, 2016

Majesticles 

Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.
"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
Majesticles by Westly Cole May 20, 2008

Majesticles 

A hairless scrotum and gooch saturated in saliva and lubricant
His Majesticles were gleaming ass he deep throated his cock
Majesticles by Urbanelyawesome January 29, 2022
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