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main.menu 

in the post-wwII era, a godlike script that encompasses every commandline driven syntax (and permeation thereof), used by the system administrator to control the behavior of its subjects.
QUESTION: yo jeff, can yo give me root so i's can change permission on $ORACLE_HOME/lib32/libclntsh.a?

ANSWER: no. use main.menu.
main.menu by Babygotfront September 6, 2007

main menu boss 

when the Gearbox does the Risk of Rain 2 dlc, and fucks it up so bad console bois literally can't play the game. A true gearbox moment.

R.I.P. ROR2 - Cause of death: T2 Interactive
"Wassup bro I been trying to play the new Risk of Rain 2 update with the heavily advertised couch coop for consoles, but I'm stuck on the main menu boss. My homie plugged in a second controller to help me beat him, in reponse the boss deleted my entire save, and downloaded Randy Pitchfork's USB stick onto my Xbox, getting me arrested by Chris Hansen!"
main menu boss by kingoflag August 31, 2024

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026