mailbox dick 

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

mailbox dick by holyblazer December 17, 2022

Keep your dick out of your mailbox 

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

Keep your dick out of your mailbox by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024