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n. quitter or gay.

A Maikon noun can be often used when describing a homosexual person or someone who quits his job.
- Man, I think I'm gonna quit my job.
- Bah, you're such a Maikon!

or

- Hi, nice to meet you!
- Hi. Are you straight or gay?
- Maikon.
maikon by swrh January 23, 2011
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maison matthews indicator 

An emotion based stock indicator developed by Maison Matthews. This indicator aims at identifying a bearish/bull trend if he buys/sells a stock position. This is typically used by traders betting the opposite direction. In layman’s term you do the opposite of what he is doing.
Maison : I just bought 17k stocks of gnus.
Market: maison matthews indicator dictates that you short this stock.
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Maison Matthews 

Maison Matthews is a semi professional retail stock trader, specializing in losing large amount's of money in short periods of time for maximum tax write off's by going all in.
Bro 1. hey bro I need to lose some money fast

Bro 2. Ask Maison Matthews what he's buying
Maison Matthews by Kitcloudkicker September 27, 2020

maison matthews indicator 

One of analysts top indicator on what NOT to do.
When the maison matthews indicator goes off i’m throwing the heloc into 3x inverses. risk off

Mikon Moment 

When a christian gamer comes out as gay and gets his computer access revoked.
That time Michael got his computer taken away was such a Mikon Moment.
Mikon Moment by SwaggerServer April 15, 2020
Having someone like her in your life is a blessing itself because she is the funniest and sweetest person ever. She will always be there for you through your worst and best moments. She has heads turning wherever she goes and brightens everyone’s life up. If you have her never let her go because she’s your ride or die.
If that Maimona because she is stunning
maimona by Unknown for you January 9, 2021
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This shows the common usage of the word.

Paul: manikongo?

John: nah not really
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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