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The best time you'll never want to have again. You're a mag. Fuck you. Think about it
"God I can't wait until magship starts. Those kids are soooooo fucked."
magship by Scrat Siddy May 4, 2021
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magshimim 

a bunch of virgins who sold their soles in exchange for laptops. the average "magshim" will guard his virginity until hes 40. usually in groups, magshimim will amplify eachothers virginity by using extremly bad jokes which they call "magshimemes" , the first thing to do when encountered with a magshimeme is to call the police and try to defend yourself, their helplessness is infectious.
dont you ever get near me with that magshimeme, go back to magshimim
this laptop is worth more than your soul, nerd from magshimim
magshimim by nissiMizrahi October 18, 2018

Mashiphobia 

The fear of Mashiho shinning too much in a content.
"Dude this person has Mashiphobia" "How did you know?" "You'll find them discrediting/giving backheaded compliments whenever Mashiho gets recognition for something." "Oh wow! They're Mashiphobic losers" "I know right!"
Mashiphobia by WakuMellows September 1, 2022

magshimist 

As magshimim declares "Magshimist" is a teenager who sold his own soul in exchange for crappy laptop, the average magshimist will have a social life problems and have troubles communicating with the surround world , usually magshimist will have no idea of how to solve simple problems outside of magshimim's home work programming related tasks, such as going for a walk, meeting friends and such.
the average magshimist will loose his virginity around the 40's years of his life. if no such thing happens the average magshimist have nothing to do but accept that his virginity is lost for ever.
omg, this guy is so magshimist. he will be virgin forever
you sold your soul for nothing ! now you are magshimist.
magshimist by liranDuhovny January 2, 2022

Peen-manship 

the art or skill of writing with a penis in urine; often on snow.
Alex decided to practice his peen-manship in the freshly fallen snow.
Nellie wondered what her peen-manship would be like if she were a boy.
Peen-manship by ohhoneybeavers January 5, 2017
n. A character trait resulting from a blend of machismo, non-excessive masculinity, courage, and toughness. Manship represents the good side of manliness; a sort of bravery without braggadocio. Often contracted to "'ship"
The wide receiver showed some serious manship going up to make the catch and holding on to the ball despite taking a hit.

(Above sentence only applies if said receiver doesn't celebrate.)
Manship by Sack D October 18, 2008

one-om-manship 

a state of higher yoga-induced bliss, from the comic strip, Cathy, by Cathy Guisewite
In any competition, we exhibit one-upmanship. When we are competing in how good we are at yoga, we exhibit one-om-manship
one-om-manship by Una Malachica January 17, 2008
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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