magshimist 

As magshimim declares "Magshimist" is a teenager who sold his own soul in exchange for crappy laptop, the average magshimist will have a social life problems and have troubles communicating with the surround world , usually magshimist will have no idea of how to solve simple problems outside of magshimim's home work programming related tasks, such as going for a walk, meeting friends and such.
the average magshimist will loose his virginity around the 40's years of his life. if no such thing happens the average magshimist have nothing to do but accept that his virginity is lost for ever.

omg, this guy is so magshimist. he will be virgin forever
you sold your soul for nothing ! now you are magshimist.

magshimist by liranDuhovny January 2, 2022

magshimim 

a bunch of virgins who sold their soles in exchange for laptops. the average "magshim" will guard his virginity until hes 40. usually in groups, magshimim will amplify eachothers virginity by using extremly bad jokes which they call "magshimemes" , the first thing to do when encountered with a magshimeme is to call the police and try to defend yourself, their helplessness is infectious.

dont you ever get near me with that magshimeme, go back to magshimim
this laptop is worth more than your soul, nerd from magshimim

magshimim by nissiMizrahi October 18, 2018

Matsimist

An individual who honors the lord and savior Mat Sim. This religion is currently exclusive to the state of Pennsylvania.

“Bro, Sean just converted to the Matsimist religion”

Matsimist by patricko880 April 8, 2021