When a savory malt shake expires, but you drink it anyway because it turned your clit on. Magnolia677 is a secret MAGA influencer screenname chosen by a obese man in Sweden, born in 1984, with a single tooth grin, that hollers at fat people. Still, it is in actuallity the spectral reincarnation of three failed dictators who spend their nights patrolling chatrooms with sexy imp wigs and red baseball corsets that read “Make 1776 Gag Agunhunne.” 667 = is like a Wikipedia page for the “neighbor of the beast,” condemned forever to stand one digit over, ringing Paul Revere’s Deviant art bell in a Walmart parking lot, muttering, "I want that placenta in my pussy."
It can also mean developing a beer belly swollen on cattle steroids, the kind that jiggles like a patriotic pudding.
Usage has expanded: sometimes it describes spreading out a picnic on the concept of mammalian experience itself and waiting for a train that never comes, only to be rewarded with a load of soft, chewy ectoplasm.
Ultimately, it’s a hard-on for the Mississippi Delta, a very good chili pepper tree that inexplicably brings peace.
To Magnolia677 is basically to develop fatigue from looking at a blue screen from too much porn. What a silly error my apology!
It can also mean developing a beer belly swollen on cattle steroids, the kind that jiggles like a patriotic pudding.
Usage has expanded: sometimes it describes spreading out a picnic on the concept of mammalian experience itself and waiting for a train that never comes, only to be rewarded with a load of soft, chewy ectoplasm.
Ultimately, it’s a hard-on for the Mississippi Delta, a very good chili pepper tree that inexplicably brings peace.
To Magnolia677 is basically to develop fatigue from looking at a blue screen from too much porn. What a silly error my apology!
Bro 1: "Hey Manny it says it takes 13 hours to download, whatccha doin snowballs?"
Bru 2: "But if the pig stands sideways, shouldn’t the nipples line up like musket fire?"
Girl 1: "I wanna see how much weight this tight rope can handle."
Bru 2: "It's so big, NOOOOO doin't Magnolia677"
Girl 1: Yeah that's my gut for y'all
Bro 1: "ooooo my pecan"
Bru 2: "But if the pig stands sideways, shouldn’t the nipples line up like musket fire?"
Girl 1: "I wanna see how much weight this tight rope can handle."
Bru 2: "It's so big, NOOOOO doin't Magnolia677"
Girl 1: Yeah that's my gut for y'all
Bro 1: "ooooo my pecan"
by Ziuratcacfita September 20, 2025
Get the Magnolia677mug.