magnolian

An uneducated, usually retarded, hillbilly from magnolia. Commonly very self absorbed and unconcerned with anyone except themselves. Not uncommon to be found drunk or high, unemployed and on government assistance.

Do your homework, or you will grow up to be a magnolian.

by j crench July 20, 2008

magnolian

referring or eluding to species of life in the magnolia heritage or habitat; birds, skwerls, humans who climb magnolia trees

He became magnolian once he reached the top with those birds n beez.

by AURASCOPER December 19, 2015

magnolian chap squad

The American name for the band called BECK in the anime BECK.

yeah.....there really isn't a way to give an example cuz it's the name of a band. ---- magnolian chap squad.

by Hiten December 7, 2006

Magnolian onion

Magnolian onion a dish best prepared by oriental pearl of Epping ( center of the universe) foolishly named Magnolian chicken but don’t let that fool you it’s all onions.

Damn Charlie what’s the sense of bringing that Magnolian onion home it’s just onion!

by urbandictionary is the shit March 31, 2022

mongolian midway point

Another word for the area between your genitals and your anus. See Gooch or Taint.

While receiving oral coitus, I like to rub the old Mongolian midway point.

by Mongolian Mike April 11, 2014

magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.

"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

magnolia texas

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.

I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

by Sallywally May 10, 2018