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A magiros ma-gear-os is effectively a massive battler (i.e. one who tries and fails at most aspects of human activity). Although used as a common pay-out the word really means that you have reached the summit of human stupidity. Word origin comes from General P. Magiros who lead his troops to the highest recorded casualties in Australian-Colonial English battle records as he was ambushed while fixing his hair in his war tent.
S: 'Dude that kid battles so hard'
N: 'Such a magiros man....'
Magiros by Mas-W November 13, 2010
Related Words
magier magiera magger mager Magners MAIER mazier maghera magiedian Magiel

dirt magert 

Something that is nasty and disgusting. can be a person or thing
Ashley just woke up and didnt brush her teeth. That is so DIRT MAGERT
dirt magert by Lauren Levey February 28, 2008

Magitron 

When you are so drunk you can hardy say your own name. Can be annoying to your friends and anyone else that tries talking to you. Its usually just a slur and a stumble.
that guy was so magitron last night, he pissed down the front of his pants then spewed into his glass before passing out on a staircase
Magitron by Burndog October 13, 2010
Receiving fellatio while defecating and eating a cheeseburger simultaneously.
Mike is sooo lucky, yesterday she gave him a Maguera!
Maguera by the hamburglar2 October 3, 2010

Mageralyzed 

Hockey term: Getting completely fucked up. Usually results in unconsciousness, but seizures are possible.
Dude you Mageralyzed that bender!
Mageralyzed by AlexW#1 June 3, 2011

Jeffrey Maier 

Jeffrey Maier : Baltimore Orioles :: Steve Bartman : Chicago Cubs
Jeffrey Maier cost the Baltimore Orioles a chance at the World Series, just like Steve Bartman cost the Chicago Cubs
Jeffrey Maier by Jimmy S January 10, 2004