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NASA short hand term for getting screwed over. Also could be used to describe an act of stupidity. Originated from the NASA Michoud Assembly Facility (MAF), where everything is screwed up.
I am going to get completely MAF'd at work today.

Those documents are all MAF'd up.

How are things coming along with the space shuttle?
Things are pretty MAF'd at the moment but should be on track to finish this week.
MAF'd by IgotMAFD June 1, 2019
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Maf Talk Takedown 

Maf Talk Takedown (MTT) is short for Mid-Atantic Mafia 4th Quarter Takedown. This is a trick play used by the Southern Grits to defeat the Mid-Atlantic Region for the 2018 4th Quarter game. When this phrase is spoke, it has been known to elicit feelings of internal confidence, extreme domination and victory. The feeling becomes contagious to all who hear it.
Delo passes Lucy in the hall. They both give each other a non and say, "Maf Talk Takedown." Instantly, both teammates become overwhelmed with a sense of being unstoppable.

Juan texts Carlos "MTT". Carlos instantly knows that he's going to have a killer day and if he plays the lottery, he will win.

Terry and Eric see each other across the room. Terry says, "Hey dude. Maf Talk Takedown." Eric runs over for the chest bumps and says, "Maf Talk Takedown bro."
Maf Talk Takedown by CapnCam October 21, 2018
MAF is an abreviated version of Mad As Fuck
Woah, that guy is MAF seriously he's mad as fuck!
MAF by Hydatikz-Danny June 18, 2011
Mother fucker, popularized by J-Roc on Trailer Park Boys.
Yo, Ray went down since his trailer burnt down that maf needs these groceries.

Let's go maf I'll murk yo ass.
Maf by Cameron Froats October 30, 2008
when one person makes an unintelligent remark
John: “Let’s go blow the white house up”
Max: “That is not maf”
Maf by zumzoda March 8, 2022
Majestic as fuck.

-Not written as an acronym-

Maf is a word for you to use in daily life as a classier way to emphasize how awesome something is. Use it to show how you feel about new songs that came out on soundcloud, someone's picture on instagram, or the latest Arizona Tea flavor.

Keep in mind this equation:
Majestic * Fuck = maf

Just remember to keep it maf.

p.s. Don't shy away from using the adjective hella to enhance the word maf.
"Brochacha, that quiche was hella maf."
maf by jojoyobrofosho September 28, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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