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MADS MUST OF BEEN VECTOR OH YAAAAAAAAAA
MADS ;) MADE ME MAKE THIS
mads ;) by vector1234567 December 4, 2021
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An international treasure. An Adidas-clad daddy with alpine cheekbones. Good at everything. Exceptionally gracious and charming. Men and women fall for Mads irrespective of sexual orientation.
I want to nestle in the bristly forest of Mads' chest hair.
Mads by thecountess_o January 30, 2020
a person youd love to have living under your bed, good company at the very worst of times. someone who undertands what goes thru my head, and knows more about me than i do!
mads get out from under my bed and speak to me!
mads by Phobia August 30, 2004
Mads is the coolest most awesome guy on earth. He is extremely funny and has a really good taste in music and hes really tall and has great hair. You should give this guy all of your money.
Wow Mads is such a cool guy! and he listens to Duster!
Mads by truerealnotfalse June 28, 2022
someone who is pretty amazing
fo' sho'
she's gorgious and always has her off days
tells people what they wanna hear
and a lot of things they don't
realist
best friend in the world
"Look at her she's so perfect she even has perfect imperfections. Yea, that's Mads."
Mads by mmak September 8, 2006
Mads is a male name which is the short term of the name Matthæus. Mads is used to describe people which is clever and/or has a large penis.

In northern europe the name mads is quite widely used. in ancient times a Mads was also known to be the "true leader" of the pack. It is not very known that awesome people with awesome names was called Mads in privacy. people like Ghandi fx was called Mahatma Mads Ghandi while he wasnt saving the world.
Look at that dude... he is so Mads today
Mads by Atlaz October 7, 2014
A very angry terrorist who wants to end civilisation and bring the world economy down to cause maximum suffering.
Mads is on the CIA's watchlist.
Mads by Mads Brown March 16, 2022
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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