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Holy S*%@ if this is you last name you better be damn proud... If its not.... you better find someone with thats last name, get married, then get your lame last name legally changed!!
Your lives not complete without a Maestas.
maestas by Fvresurrection December 11, 2010
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Breasta Majesta 

A term for really big breasts - can be derogatory or complimentary, depending on context. When it is said of a stranger, it tends to be used offensively (generally directed at overweight women); whereas if it is used among friends, it is more commonly an expression of mild jealousy. Guys sometimes would say it to girls who they are hitting on, but the girls don't tend to take it very well. It can also be used by older relatives to embarrass a young teen about their development (awkward)!
"Wow, that lady has a serious case of breasta majesta! Those things could knock out an elephant!"

"My cousin has proper breasta majestas, I'm so jealous..."

"That guy over there told me my boobs were breasta majestas, so I just said he was creepy and walked off."

"Well, aren't you becoming a breasta majesta, just like your dear old Auntie Maud!"
Breasta Majesta by ironic_meatloaf February 3, 2010

Midesta male 

Midesta male is the the absolute scum in the male hierarchy. It's below zero, below trash. Used to only describe the weakest mentally and physically. A true midesta male isn't rare to find neither hard just showcasing how unimportant he is. Midesta males are annoying to anyone and usually completely selfless towards the preferred sex thus creating even more annoyance to the rest.
Zef is midesta male. I wish I could punch his face until it becomes swollen just like a beef burger.
Midesta male by EggMale October 1, 2021
Modesta is the prettiest female to ever exist
Modesta is pretty
Modesta by Certifiedbaddie November 22, 2021

modestas 

A European male who once intoxicated releases hell upon the female race and believes himself to be Jesus. Has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with pussy)
"Heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?"
"I can make u come hard!"
"Broooo the Illuminati is coming for u bro"
-Modestas
modestas by Payem Cham April 18, 2011

Amari Maestas

Queen of all thots. She is not to be trusted. She belongs to the streets.
Person 1: Bro look at that girl over there

Person 2: Bro that’s Amari Maestas. She’s the biggest thot you’ll ever meet.