Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept
football commentators in the
history of the medium.
Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the
ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's
job is to throw the
ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons.
Sez Homer, "that team sure did
suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams
suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
