When one friendzones someone only to later fall in love with them after an extended period of time, resuylting in getting rejected by them as they have moved on.
John:Hey, you know that girl that used to like me?
Carl:Yeah, what about her?
John:Well today I told her that I felt the same way.
Carl:and?
John:She said she had moved on.
Carl:Tough break man, it looks like you are suffering from a bad case of maddieism.
Carl:Yeah, what about her?
John:Well today I told her that I felt the same way.
Carl:and?
John:She said she had moved on.
Carl:Tough break man, it looks like you are suffering from a bad case of maddieism.
by llamabeef September 4, 2013
Get the maddieism mug.Nonsensical gibberish or, alternately, blindingly obvious observations spouted by one of the most inept football commentators in the history of the medium. Fox thought Pat was the senile one when it was John all along.
"To win the game, you have to score more points than the other team."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
"It doinked the post, and whenever the ball doinks the post, you want it to bounce back between the posts."
"Donovan McNabb is doing the things
Donovan McNabb does."
"First down is a good down."
"The quarterback's job is to throw the ball to his receivers."
"That was a dumb play. Dumb play. You know, that was a dumb play. I mean, that was a dumb play. I've seen some dumb plays, but that was a dumb play! (lampooned by the Simpsons. Sez Homer, "that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.")."
by John Madden sucks November 16, 2004
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Mandaeism is a minor religion with around 65,000 followers. Most followers live in the Middle East, though some live in America. Holy book is Ginza Rba and Qolusta.
Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.
Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.
Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist
There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
Mandaeism is in the Mid-East, but it is not an Abrahamic religion like Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Abraham is considered a false prophet to them. Other false prophets are Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad.
Mandaeans say that their religion started with Adam and Eve, and the final prophet (Also most important prophet) was John the Baptist, who gave plenty of religious information to Jesus Christ, trusting him to spread the truth. Now Mandaeans say Jesus perverted John's words and so is a false prophet.
Prophets:
Adam
Abel (Whom Cain killed)
Seth
Enosh
Noah
Shem
Aram
John the Baptist
There is almost no information aside from prophets since Mandaeans are somewhat secretive about their beliefs, so that is all that can really be said.
by Charles Chilly March 1, 2008
Get the Mandaeism mug.The way in which one followers a certain type of life style. The actions the choose will determine how close to "Madder" you become.
The ultimate goal in which you reach "Madder" status and follow along side Madder him/her self.
Only two poeple have ever reached madder-ism but many have followed in the path.
The ultimate goal in which you reach "Madder" status and follow along side Madder him/her self.
Only two poeple have ever reached madder-ism but many have followed in the path.
*A guy is sitting in a icepool* - Kid; "OMG MADDER"
"Omg look at that guy hes sooooo Madder"
"There goes a true desciple of Madderism"
"Omg look at that guy hes sooooo Madder"
"There goes a true desciple of Madderism"
by Thehumblemadder-desciple September 24, 2009
Get the Madderism mug.Maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. Maddoxism is real. The equivalent 'god' in Maddoxism is Maddox himself. Some facts about life that Maddoxism emphasizes:
- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.
- For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
- Women are inferior to men. (anti-Women's Rights and all that bs)
- Hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to God himself and should be killed in the name of Maddox. (pro-Maddox)
- Beef jerky and Maddox are generally the best things in the world.
by MoneyisAwesome January 29, 2010
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It would be really cool if we could grow MaddieIannamorelli's in the garden. Unfortunately, its fictional.
by ktcgur15 October 7, 2009
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