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mackrimony

The relationship of a pimp to his bitch.
A bitch got to understand that you ain't in love, like a square. This ain't matrimony, this is mackrimony.
by mino May 6, 2004
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Bondage Matrimony

Bondage Matrimony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Matrimony or also known as a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.

A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:

Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Bondage Matrimony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020
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Fraternal matrimony

An intense emotional relationship between two heterosexual males that, while non-sexual in nature, exceeds the boundaries of a traditional bromance.
A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.

Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.
by King Bro July 1, 2009
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Mantrimony

The process by which two homosexual males commit to each other for life. Also, the resulting "partnered" state. Gay marriage.
John and Damien were joined in Holy Mantrimony today.
by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006
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Smackrimony

Abuse suffered by footballers from fans, having transferred to a different, or rival, team.
"Raheem Sterling sure is getting some smackrimony of late! "

"He should never have left Liverpool for City..."
by youolddog June 23, 2016
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thug matrimony

1. When a nigga is married to the streets

2. First a nigga falls in thug love with a ho, then they have a pimped out wedding. Thats called thug matrimony, and then they live happily ever after in a thug mansion
Bitch! I dont need a ho. Thug matrimony dog! I'm married to da streets.
by sexiback October 3, 2007
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matrimony

N - The state of being in a marriage or living a married life.
"Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
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