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Mantrimony

The process by which two homosexual males commit to each other for life. Also, the resulting "partnered" state. Gay marriage.

John and Damien were joined in Holy Mantrimony today.
Mantrimony by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006
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Bondage Matrimony 

Bondage Matrimony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Matrimony or also known as a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.

A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:

Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Bondage Matrimony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!

Fraternal matrimony 

An intense emotional relationship between two heterosexual males that, while non-sexual in nature, exceeds the boundaries of a traditional bromance.
A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.

Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.

Manimony  

Money paid from the female spouse to the male spouse after legal separation or divorce as a result of the female making more money than her husband.
Nick Lachey, Kevin Federline, Ryan Phillippe and Chad Lowe all got their eyebrows waxed using the manimony they received from their former wives.
Manimony by Clark Westfield December 12, 2008

Matrimoney 

Shared money/bank accounts/coin jars of a married couple
After their wedding, Pete and Paula couldnt wait to open their cards and count all of their gift matrimoney
Matrimoney by Whatpseudonym? March 20, 2013

Manimony  

Money paid from the female spouse to the male spouse after legal separation or divorce as a result of the female making more money than her husband.
Nick Lachey, Kevin Federline, Ryan Phillippe and Chad Lowe all got their eyebrows waxed using the manimony they received from their former wives.
Manimony by Clark Westfield December 10, 2008

thug matrimony 

1. When a nigga is married to the streets

2. First a nigga falls in thug love with a ho, then they have a pimped out wedding. Thats called thug matrimony, and then they live happily ever after in a thug mansion
Bitch! I dont need a ho. Thug matrimony dog! I'm married to da streets.
thug matrimony by sexiback October 3, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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