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mackpot
amalgam of man-jackpot.
1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) For their first date, John brought Jane flowers, took her to a romantic fine dining restaurant, then went for a drive in the countryside in his Ferrari. Jane really hit the mackpot.
2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.
2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.
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Mackjob
The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016
MacBook
Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
mackolism
Mackolism is a term used for anyone baptised into the religion of Macklemore, The one and only Lord and Saviour.
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