by Wazzgood May 24, 2016
Get the mackoo mug.amalgam of man-jackpot.
1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) For their first date, John brought Jane flowers, took her to a romantic fine dining restaurant, then went for a drive in the countryside in his Ferrari. Jane really hit the mackpot.
2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.
2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.
by Aimee J. September 28, 2009
Get the mackpot mug.Related Words
mackoo
• Shaan Mackoon
• macbook
• Macbook Air
• MacBook Pro
• machook
• mankoo
• McKoon
• MacBooking
• mackockosh
The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016
Get the Mackjob mug.Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"
Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"
Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"
by Deaanooo February 10, 2019
Get the Macbook mug.Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019
Get the MacBook mug.Mackolism is a term used for anyone baptised into the religion of Macklemore, The one and only Lord and Saviour.
by halloweenghostly August 9, 2020
Get the mackolism mug.by pizzazz dude January 13, 2021
Get the Jichael Mackson mug.