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(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

zackingoff by noenns January 5, 2010

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jackingoff

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim

Dude i like jackingoff.

jackingoff by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006

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Zacking Off

1. Using a male pop star to wank off to.

2. Wanking it to Zac Effron.

Austin watched 17 Again and starting Zacking Off.

Zacking Off by TheIronLeaf August 21, 2009

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zacking off

Rage quitting a video game to go masturbate.

Fuck off, I'm going zacking off. You guys are bitches

zacking off by edp445cupcake August 22, 2023

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zacking off

Zacking off is the act of masturbating in the shower using kiddy porn downloaded to an ipod or any other mobile video device. The device is usually placed in a ziplock bag to avoid water damage and being contaminated with bodily fluids.

Lee: Why does Zack always bring his phone with him to the shower?

Danny: Yea, I'm curious too since he takes 45 minutes to take a shower.

Lee: you think he's jacking off in there?

Danny: His name is Zack not Jack dumby.

Lee: I meant do you think he's zacking off in there?

Danny: haha yea i keep hearing weird moans coming from the bathroom and when he comes out he has the look of satisfactied on his face. He needs to wipe that smirk off.

zacking off by 6fingas December 25, 2009

Zacking off

When your suppose to be working but your too busy doing an activty besides work in the bathroom, such as sleeping.

Hey man where the fuck did that fat fuck go? OH he is just zacking off in the bathroom again!

Zacking off by AceAssGrinder69 October 8, 2017

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Zacking off

A person named Zach jacking off

We found little Zach Zacking off in the corner again may got pray for him.

Zacking off by SMHXL July 11, 2022

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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