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Macinese

The name given to people who are extremely obsessive about their Macintosh computers. They abide by the laws established by Steve Jobs, and will senselessly blurt out profanity containing Microsoft.
I had used Windows for 12 plus years, but when I switched to OS X I found out that I was quickly becoming Macinese.
by William Stuller July 25, 2008
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maciness

The extent to which someone owns products made by Apple. One who owns a lot of Apple products would be be considered to be high on the "maciness" scale.
Your maciness just reached a new level with the purchase of a macbook pro!
by Wakinglife115 December 27, 2009
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Macanese

Residents or natives of Macau, many Macanese people are fluent in both Portuguese and Cantonese. They are one of the coolest groups of people from Asia.
"Im American, what about you?"

"Im Macanese"
"NO WAY! i wish i was Macanese!"
by João Eduardo August 19, 2009
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Marinesexual

Completing raunchy, disgusting sexual acts: Said acts are typically homosexual, sadistic, and (or) impossible to perform; when viewed by outsiders, but are in reality nonsexual in nature and simply designed to illicit congratulatory responses from brethren and often used to assert dominance.
The hot chicks were throwing themselves at him, but he is such a marinesexual that he took the 350 pounder home just so the platoon would see.

Marinesexual challenge, let's band our dicks together to quad pen this skank Voltron style!
by Donell Worthington November 10, 2020
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San Marinese kiss

In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)

Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
by Pete616 November 10, 2010
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machineseven

Man 1: Its machineseven
Man 2: oh ok.
Man 1: Wanna go get groomed by null now?
Man 2: nah foof is my daddy.
by funnymanwithfunnynumbers May 15, 2021
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