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Macinese 

The name given to people who are extremely obsessive about their Macintosh computers. They abide by the laws established by Steve Jobs, and will senselessly blurt out profanity containing Microsoft.
I had used Windows for 12 plus years, but when I switched to OS X I found out that I was quickly becoming Macinese.
Macinese by William Stuller July 25, 2008
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The extent to which someone owns products made by Apple. One who owns a lot of Apple products would be be considered to be high on the "maciness" scale.
Your maciness just reached a new level with the purchase of a macbook pro!
maciness by Wakinglife115 December 27, 2009
Residents or natives of Macau, many Macanese people are fluent in both Portuguese and Cantonese. They are one of the coolest groups of people from Asia.
"Im American, what about you?"

"Im Macanese"
"NO WAY! i wish i was Macanese!"
Macanese by João Eduardo August 19, 2009

Marinesexual

Completing raunchy, disgusting sexual acts: Said acts are typically homosexual, sadistic, and (or) impossible to perform; when viewed by outsiders, but are in reality nonsexual in nature and simply designed to illicit congratulatory responses from brethren and often used to assert dominance.
The hot chicks were throwing themselves at him, but he is such a marinesexual that he took the 350 pounder home just so the platoon would see.

Marinesexual challenge, let's band our dicks together to quad pen this skank Voltron style!
Marinesexual by Donell Worthington November 10, 2020

San Marinese kiss 

In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)

Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
San Marinese kiss by Pete616 November 10, 2010

machineseven 

Man 1: Its machineseven
Man 2: oh ok.
Man 1: Wanna go get groomed by null now?
Man 2: nah foof is my daddy.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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