Machinist 

Simply put, a machinist uses tools to make other tools. Some machine tools used are the milling machine, lathe, surface grinder, CNC mill and CNC turning centres, among others.

A machinist cuts, drills, taps, reams, bores, mills, turns, deburrs, files, grinds, programs, and assembles metals, plastics, wood, and any number of exotic materials used in consumer goods, automotive, aerospace, and medical areas of industry.

Machinists--unlike machine operators--are skilled tradesmen. They are required to have a solid background in problem-solving skills using technical math, metrology (measurement), as well as CNC programming (Mastercam, Solidworks, etc.) editing, and operation.

Hey Billy, wanna be a machinist?

Machinist by not_on_the_dole_guy December 12, 2006

Machinist

Lonely sons a bitches, always upset and/or ornery, doesn't matter if they're 27 or 89, they've been doin this since LBJ. Doesn't matter how good you are at sharpening bits, they're just fucking better. Doesn't matter if you're dead on, you're 6 thou off dumbass.
"You ever run a manual lathe son?"
"Thou"
"It was darker than 10 days in an elephants ass in that bitch"
"You're not using the right cutting oil dumbass" (Proceeds to not tell you what is)
"This place ain't organized worth a fuck"
"You dumb motherfucker"
"Dented sumbitch!"

Dude just woke up mean, must be a machinist thing

Machinist by Fat chihuahua November 5, 2026

douche ex machinist 

A writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.

Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!

douche ex machinist by AuntyMouse April 11, 2009

penis machinist 

penis machinist is Navy slang for a corpsman. also called pecker checker or chancre mechanic.

The penis machinist said I don't have the clap.

penis machinist by anonymous August 6, 2021

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma 

One of the greatest qoutes from the wisest mind of our generation. Other qoutes by him include "Who you calling Pinhead!" and "FINLAAAAAND!!!!". Genius.

Patrick- You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma. (thought bubble appears showing the milk following down as the downfall of society, and how it screwed itself over by the fact that the milk fell by itself. The cloth resembles the high class of society, which carries the milk (society) and gets corrupted by the milk. The enigma is what caused the milk to fall in the first place? This some deep shit patrick)

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma by DROOOSE!!! January 22, 2012

manfinist 

Male version of feminist; advocates for men

Dave's such a manfinist!!! He pointed out that men make up the majority of homeless people and suicide victims.

manfinist by tomorrowtomorrow June 3, 2013

Machista 

Spanish for a male chauvinist, a sexist guy

Juan es un hombre machista

Machista by Uhh169 April 12, 2019