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Machine Gunner

Main Entry: Machine Gunner
Function: Noun

1: One that fires a machine gun.

2: A person that tends to spray things.

3: The MOS for a machine gunner in the USMC is an 0331.

4: Somebody that uses fuck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: Anybody that does not believe in precision firing.
1: When Bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: Watch out when you talk to Kathy, she's a machine gunner

3: Johnny was an 0331 in the Suck!

4: Gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. Carson exclaimed, "Dude you're a regular machine gunner ain't ya?"

5: Johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk piss. Joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, "Holy dog shit Johnny, I knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the Corps, but don't you think that you could have at least hit the shitter?" Johnny smiles and says, "I gave it a full belt!"
Machine Gunner by bolillo loco December 26, 2009
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machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
machine gunner by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

Machine gunner

When you cock back your penis and and thrust forward and ejaculate on a girls face.
"Dude, I was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!"

"Lucky!"
Machine gunner by Fishdick Jesus January 16, 2014

Machine-Gunner 

An extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. Will generally end in crapping your pants.
"Dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!"

"That machine gunner could take out an army!"
Machine-Gunner by sueoprkajgdkl;a January 13, 2009

Machine-gunner Belly 

When an otherwise slim girl has a belly that is large, square, and somewhat hard, resembling that of which you would expect a soldier butting up to a machine gun to have.
Jesus, check out that bartender's Machine-gunner Belly over there. Makes me want to puke on my dick.
Machine-gunner Belly by Joe Cooler August 31, 2006

MachineGunner55 

A famous YouTuber who deleted his account known for New Minecraft Videos, LPs, his missing Peacekeeper, and his sexy voice. Sometimes he would collab with his Grampa ShadowGunner. His fans hope, one day, that he will bring back his channel and continue his legacy.
"Hello everyone, MachineGunner55 here, welcome back to a new MineCraft video!"
MachineGunner55 by FR33N0 T33N0 June 30, 2016

machinegunner 

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.
WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches
machinegunner by Maddog August 25, 2003
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