mac screwed

In which you buy a iPod, Mac Computer, or Software in which 2 days later, apple announces a BIGGER and Better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, Hey, heres the ipod with 20 more GB of memory!

Also, Apples way of playing CIA.

Bobby- "hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the MacPro Dual core!!!! YEAH BABY!!!"

Baylor - uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price.....

Bobby- MOTHA FUCKER, STEVE MOTHA JOBS!!!! YOU MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha At least windows gives me a 1 year heads up HAHAHA!!!

by ryfly May 2, 2008

McScrewed

When you go to McDonalds and your order comes back completely different from what you asked for and you have already left the drive thru.

Tom: What the fuck are you mad at man?
Jeff: Yo man that fucking stupid ass Mcdonalds server game me a filet 0 fish fucking sandwich instead of my Chicken sandwich
I ordered. Those fucking workers are so fucking dumb.
Tom: Hey pal guess what?
Jeff: What???
Tom: You just got McScrewed (laughing)
Jeff: Fuck you asshole!!!
Tom: Still Laughing.

by Jeffrey S. October 20, 2005