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When you go to McDonalds and your order comes back completely different from what you asked for and you have already left the drive thru.
Tom: What the fuck are you mad at man?
Jeff: Yo man that fucking stupid ass Mcdonalds server game me a filet 0 fish fucking sandwich instead of my Chicken sandwich
I ordered. Those fucking workers are so fucking dumb.
Tom: Hey pal guess what?
Jeff: What???
Tom: You just got McScrewed (laughing)
Jeff: Fuck you asshole!!!
Tom: Still Laughing.
McScrewed by Jeffrey S. October 20, 2005
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mcgrewed 

to get beat by a tremendous amount. to get completely owned and to not even realize what happen. to get maliciously powned and get left broken and sorrowed.
Adam: What just happened? Did I just get owned that bad?

Aaron: You didn't just get owned, you got Mcgrewed. That is even worse. Don't ever show your face around here again, you are a disgrace!

Adam: whaaaaaa? (continuous crying and sobbing)
mcgrewed by Shades McGrew October 6, 2005

McCreedy's pub jig 

This is one of the dirtiest moves in a bar fight! Ussually done when the opponent is both unaware of the assanign onslaught about to ensue and sitting at the bar with his back turned.
The McCreedy's pub jig is performed as thus: your opponent is sitting at the bar of his favored pub, when two of your friends walk up on either side of him and pretend to order drinks. At this point you (if so inclinded) get a running start and slam ones elbow into the base of the back of their head and drive it down to the bar as you and one of you friends on either side help to hold him down as the third of your party climbs onto the bar an begins to forcefully stomp the back of his head into the bar.

(Named for the irish pub the event first took place)
"Connor", "Beck" and me decided to dance the McCreedy's pub jig fer ol' Pete after he called "connor's" mah a fithly highland pig fucker.
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