A condition where someone puts everything off until "tomorrow" or promises completion of a task by the following day but never follows through.
Wesley must have mañanagitis because every time I ask him if he's finished his TPS Reports, he says that he'll turn them in tomorrow.
by BabyFishMouth August 28, 2017
Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.
Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.
by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019
Ten of my friends and I all dressed as vikings and went to get meatballs at IKEA just to watch how everyone would react. The public was very impressed with our level of goofballery.
by BabyFishMouth March 08, 2021
The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.
Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.
by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016
Suckabagadix™️ - the one-word, written verb of the phrase "Suck a bag of dicks". It's not trademarked but it looks cooler that way.
by BabyFishMouth July 21, 2019
Bradley was talking about how El Niño always floods Los Angeles, then he immediately brought up how much of an idiot Donald Trump is. Because Trump was visiting Los Angeles at the time, Ian said that the segue was in fact topic adjacent.
by BabyFishMouth June 21, 2023
An Orange Creamsuckle is a sex act which involves a person carving a cylindrical hole through the core of an orange, then sliding said orange down the shaft of a penis. Afterwards, you flip a cup of vanilla yogurt upside down onto the top of the penis which is (hopefully) protuding from the top of the orange. If not protruding, see *Micropenis.
My girlfriend hates giving me head because of the bad tastes involved. So, I taught her how to give an Orange Creamsuckle and now we're both happy; she gets dessert and I get the best blowjob of my life. Too bad she still won't swallow #SAD
by BabyFishMouth November 15, 2019