Definitions by BabyFishMouth
Zoomicide
The act of committing suicide while live on camera during a Zoom call or meeting for optimal effect. Mostly committed because the Zoom participant is sick of working remotely and being forced to sit on camera all day.
Zoomicide by BabyFishMouth January 28, 2024
topic adjacent
Bradley was talking about how El Niño always floods Los Angeles, then he immediately brought up how much of an idiot Donald Trump is. Because Trump was visiting Los Angeles at the time, Ian said that the segue was in fact topic adjacent.
topic adjacent by BabyFishMouth June 21, 2023
goofballery
Ten of my friends and I all dressed as vikings and went to get meatballs at IKEA just to watch how everyone would react. The public was very impressed with our level of goofballery.
goofballery by BabyFishMouth March 8, 2021
Impatientist Painter
Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.
Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.
Impatientist Painter by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019
Orange CreamSuckle
An Orange Creamsuckle is a sex act which involves a person carving a cylindrical hole through the core of an orange, then sliding said orange down the shaft of a penis. Afterwards, you flip a cup of vanilla yogurt upside down onto the top of the penis which is (hopefully) protuding from the top of the orange. If not protruding, see *Micropenis.
My girlfriend hates giving me head because of the bad tastes involved. So, I taught her how to give an Orange Creamsuckle and now we're both happy; she gets dessert and I get the best blowjob of my life. Too bad she still won't swallow #SAD
Orange CreamSuckle by BabyFishMouth November 15, 2019
Suckabagadix™️
Suckabagadix™️ - the one-word, written verb of the phrase "Suck a bag of dicks". It's not trademarked but it looks cooler that way.
Suckabagadix™️ by BabyFishMouth July 21, 2019
strugglingis
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she eventually just told me to give up. She said it was the worst Strugglingis she'd ever had.
strugglingis by BabyFishMouth June 13, 2018