mATHS/Meth

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC
mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth
by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019
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Math and Meth

Math and Meth sound the same.
by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015
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meth math

When the meth-addled mind descends into delusions involving equations.
Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."
by helleborine February 25, 2010
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Meth-Math

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021
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Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.
What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.
by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007
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One is fun, and the other isn't. Math is not very fun...
Baby Liza Koshy: The difference between math and meth is that one is fun and the other isn't.
Liza Koshy: Yep.
Baby Liza Koshy: Math is not very fun.
Liza Koshy: Wait wut?
by DunkleSans May 18, 2018
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