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maths methods 

😃😀😄😅😂😭
Just when you thought something cannot possibly be graphed, maths methods replies with a “you my friend, are incorrect”.
maths methods by jobelfish2000 July 29, 2018

meth math 

When the meth-addled mind descends into delusions involving equations.
Misty Christy does meth math: "square root of (good + evil) is positive, but if it's minus negative, so if you cancel out evil, you get me, that means I'm god. QED. See Mondo? I just proved that I'm god, mathematically, how cool is that. I'm god."
meth math by helleborine February 25, 2010

Math and Meth 

Math and Meth sound the same.
Math and Meth by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015

Meth-Math 

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
Meth-Math by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021

the difference between math and meth 

One is fun, and the other isn't. Math is not very fun...
Baby Liza Koshy: The difference between math and meth is that one is fun and the other isn't.
Liza Koshy: Yep.
Baby Liza Koshy: Math is not very fun.
Liza Koshy: Wait wut?

Meth math 

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.
What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.
Meth math by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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